"Chipotle was closed."
Submitted By: Megan L.
Location: California, United States
Me: “Eat your dinner.”
3yo: “I have 2 stomachs. One is for food, one is for ice cream. The food stomach is full. Let’s have some ice cream!”
"I have a followup Reason My Son Is Smiling: Because he really wanted to climb a mountain, the next day we took him to climb Mt. Bonnell, which is (allegedly) the highest point in Austin at a mighty 780 feet.”
Submitted By: Josh K.
Location: Texas, United States
(FYI: When reached for comment about this momentous change in fate, the previously forlorn explorer said, “I like being backpack.”)
A simply amazing reversal of fortune for our young crier from yesterday! These parents are killing it in The Lone Star State!
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
That comment is gold